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The gift that gives twenty times, Vouchers will express your affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. By presenting your lucky significant other with a Vouchers booklet, you empower him or her to request desires—from “Candlelit Bath” to “End to Argument”—on the schedule of his or her choosing.

The perfect birthday, holiday, or just-because present
Show your lover that you really care—over and over again
8 x 3.25 inches; 20 unique coupons

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Whoa. What a book. The Art of Kissing Book is full of tips and techniques from the 1930s. It is awesome. I skimmed the table of contents, and of course went straight to the section titled 'Electric Kissing Parties'. I began reading, and came immediately across a reference to 'young bloods' huffing ether. And really, you would never imagine what an electric kissing party is exactly. You'll just have to get this book.

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Secrets of wooing from the 1930s. This book can answer so many of your questions. What is love? It will tell you. When are you in love? You will learn the signs. Should you lie to your lover? No, when 'love lies, love dies'. Words of wisdom from the Olden Days

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.7 x 0.3 inches

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This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the naughtiest book of the year!

Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing -- a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

Book measures 8"x8" square; 20 pages.

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How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

Here's a gift any man would be proud to receive, even if he doesn't actually need it. (Frankly, it's enough for someone to think he needs it.) This hilarious self-help parody is full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG). Far too often, these men are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. But Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas bring a message of tolerance and hope, along with hilarious advice on "coming out" to your family, sharing your assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace. Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.

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New -- the Penis Pokey Activity Book! Of all the strange books we've sold, few are stranger than Penis Pokey -- the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing -- and male readers are challenged to complete the picture.

Now we're raising the bar even higher with the NEW Penis Pokey Activity Book! Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities -- including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more! If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away!

Christopher Behrens' previous book, Penis Pokey, was featured in The Village Voice, The Advocate, Time Out NY, Boing Boing, and countless other websites. He lives in California.

Measures 10" x 8"; 18 pp. Board book with die-cut hole and dry-erase marker included.

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Nothing is more important than being popular! Nothing! From the author of The Good Citizen's Handbook (80,000 copies to date) comes this totally necessary collection of real teen popularity tips from the 1960s and 70s, just in time for back-to-school. Who doesn't want to be surrounded by friends and number one on the Date Parade? Well want no more! All the secrets of popularity are revealed here, including time-tested advice on best friends (and how to get them), how to have the hippest closet in town, when to dance (and with whom), and ways to win true love - the most important popularity of all. Groovily illustrated, this locker-sized lifesaver will get even the most hopeless wallflower in the social swim in no time.

Product Dimensions: 6.3 x 4.5 x 0.4 inches

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Hot on the heels of last year's runaway success, Porn for Women, the female pornographers from Cambridge are now tackling the fantasies of new mothers. What really turns them on? The CWPC locked themselves in the lab for months to find out. And the results are in this scientifically proven, steamy photo collection of hunky guys doing exactly what new mothers want. Prepare to enter a fantasy world, a world where men insist on changing diapers, where guys get up for 3 a.m. feedings, and where they just can't help but admire mom's sexy all-sweatpants wardrobe. Page after page of titillatingshots and dream-worthy captions will make every mother swoon. In fact, it might just leave her begging for more. . . . Oh, daddy!

Product Dimensions: 6 x 6.1 x 0.4 inches

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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Feline Technology

Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with dogs? How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.9 x 0.8 inches

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Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 6.8 x 0.7 inches

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At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Canine Technology

Pee stains on the carpet. Barking at all hours of the night. That embarrassing thing he does with your leg. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my dog have an owner’s manual?” And now, thankfully, he does.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Dog Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with children? How can I program my model to fetch? And why is its nose always wet? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers right here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced dog owners.

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.8 x 0.8 inches

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Since 1974, HIGH TIMES Magazine has covered marijuana in all its aspects and wonders, from cultivation to legalization to the herb's enduring (and exalted) place in popular culture. Packed with inside information, The Official HIGH TIMES Pot Smoker's Handbook rolls up all of this collected wisdom into one indispensable ganja guide. With a life-changing list of 420 things to do when you're stoned, this is truly, finally, the ultimate guide to green living.

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Living high up in the trees is no longer only a fantasy. A renewed passion for nature, combined with the growing availability of innovative building techniques and materials, has created a burst of imaginative treehouse construction on every continent. Alain Laurens is Europe’s leading architect of such projects, and his company, La cabane Perchée, is internationally recognized for its extraordinary treehouse design, superior workmanship, and ecological responsibility. Treehouse Living includes fifty innovative treehouses in a wide range of styles, all built without driving a single nail into a tree. From a lofty porch for entertaining to a secluded bedroom set amid rustling leaves, from an intimate dining room to a living area complete with spectacular views, this book offers a new way to live well in nature.

Product Dimensions: 11.5 x 9.4 x 1 inches

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Created in partnership with Asia Society Museum in conjunction with a major retrospective, this is the first comprehensive monograph on the work of art superstar Yoshitomo Nara. It assembles 20 years worth of paintings, sculptures, and drawings that map the evolution of one of the most influential and internationally renowned artists working today. The book and exhibition will draw connections between Nara’s work and the sensibilities of youth subcultures worldwide, focusing on themes of alienation and rebellion, particularly in relation to rock and punk music, the inspiration and subject of many of Nara’s works. Featuring artworks that have never before been exhibited, this is the book Nara’s legion of devoted followers have been waiting for.

Product Dimensions: 12.4 x 9.8 x 1.5 inches

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