No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note
3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note
3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

With our ultra-witty yet oh-so-useful Cubicle Notes, office communication has finally caught up with the sticky revolution. Express yourself the fill-in-the-blank way, then make it stick.

Bring functional humor to the workplace
3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note
3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

Burn Time: 20 Hours
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Wick Type: Cotton
Wax Type: Soy Blend

Six rubber wine glass charms with suction cups in assorted colors. Each set includes one: black, white, fuschia, red, green and blue.

Six 1 x 1/2 x 3/4" (3 x 1 x 2 cm)

Die-cut playing cards with 52 various cat breed illustrations in molded case. Call for current available colors.

Dimensions: 6 x 3 x 1 1/2 "

Die-cut playing cards with 52 different dog breed illustrations in molded case. Call for color current available colors.

Dimensions: 6 x 3 x 1 1/2 "

When it comes to writing, sometimes all the inspiration you need is a blank canvas and a great one-liner. With minimally adorned—yet attractive—covers and extremely straight lines inside, our new Kraft journals are the perfect repository for all your brilliant—or not so brilliant—thoughts.

For seasoned and beginning journalers alike!
Lined pages never looked so good!
7.25 x 9.5 inches; paperback, 152 pages

When it comes to writing, sometimes all the inspiration you need is a blank canvas and a great one-liner. With minimally adorned—yet attractive—covers and extremely straight lines inside, our new Kraft journals are the perfect repository for all your brilliant—or not so brilliant—thoughts.

For seasoned and beginning journalers alike!
Lined pages never looked so good!
7.25 x 9.5 inches; paperback, 152 pages

The gift that gives twenty times, Vouchers will express your affection in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. By presenting your lucky significant other with a Vouchers booklet, you empower him or her to request desires—from “Candlelit Bath” to “End to Argument”—on the schedule of his or her choosing.

The perfect birthday, holiday, or just-because present
Show your lover that you really care—over and over again
8 x 3.25 inches; 20 unique coupons

Whoa. What a book. The Art of Kissing Book is full of tips and techniques from the 1930s. It is awesome. I skimmed the table of contents, and of course went straight to the section titled 'Electric Kissing Parties'. I began reading, and came immediately across a reference to 'young bloods' huffing ether. And really, you would never imagine what an electric kissing party is exactly. You'll just have to get this book.

Secrets of wooing from the 1930s. This book can answer so many of your questions. What is love? It will tell you. When are you in love? You will learn the signs. Should you lie to your lover? No, when 'love lies, love dies'. Words of wisdom from the Olden Days

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.7 x 0.3 inches

(Set of 6)

(Set of 6)

Spinney was created in deepest New Jersey, in the basement of a turn of the century Arts and Crafts house. Essentially, Spinney is Critter's baby; it has a bigger key, bigger booties, and very short legs. The big surprise was, by reducing the size of the legs, and giving Spinney a bit more weight on top it behaved more like a kid, more energetically, while Critter, by comparison has a more adult attitude when we put them in action side by side.

L 2.5" x W 2.4" x H 2.6"
Weight 0.1 lbs.

Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know! Stop embarrassing odor with this Patent Pending bathroom freshener. The Natural Essential Oils create a film on the surface of the water, trapping odor at it's source. A Citrus Fresh blend of Lemongrass, Bergamot, Grapefruit and other natural essential oils that leave the bathroom smelling clean and fresh! The 2oz bottle is the perfect size for your purse or briefcase! Up to 100 uses!

This silver bottle stopper from Umbra is a beautiful decorative wine bottle stopper for sealing in your wine's freshness after the bottle has been uncorked. The wine bottle stopper is constructed from solid chrome metal and the bird's tail and head form a comfortable grip. The Umbra Perch Topper features two rubber gaskets that create an airtight seal for wine bottles of just about any size.

Size: 2.5" x 1" x 3" (6 x 3 x 7 cm)
Finish: Chrome plated

These beautiful luggage tags are made of cruelty free leather (which is leather that comes from animals that died of natural causes). Comes in 3 different designs: a single owl, two owls, and three owls. The holder has a front flap that, when unfolded, reveals a plastic-covered card where you can write your name, address and telephone number. The inside of that flap feels like suede. The holder is stitched together with fine stitches. You can attach the tag with a mini-belt that is made of the same material as the rest of the tag. This mini-belt has a metallic buckle that you use to secure it to the luggage. It is a beautiful way to differentiate your bag from the rest of the bags at the airport!

Color: tan
Composition: Leather, plastic, metal buckle
Size: 4.25” x 2.5”

These beautiful passport covers are made of cruelty free leather (which is leather that comes from animals that died of natural causes). Embossed with a large owl on the cover. Coordinates with the owl luggage tags.

Color: tan
Composition: Leather

Size: 4” x 5.5”

These eye-catching Luggage Tags are the next best thing to extra legroom! Durable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage almost a pleasure!

2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"I.

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the naughtiest book of the year!

Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing -- a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

Book measures 8"x8" square; 20 pages.

Burn Time: 45 Hours
Net Weight: 5 Ounces
Dimensions: 2" Tall/ 3.25" Diameter
Wick Type: Cotton
Wax Type: Soy Blend

The AMAZING candle will surely make your next celebration special. Check out this video on our Facebook page to see it in action. You won't believe it till you see it!

Bonga the climbing worm thinks he is going through an evolutionary period in its life. Smacked in to the 21st century, Bonga has an attitude not unlike sea creatures had when they began crawling out of the water. The difference is that Bonga is in a big hurry, and he doesn't have millions of years to spare. Bonga's Darwinian mind is determined; he will crawl over anything to reach his objective, whatever that may be. Try setting up small obstacles to keep Bonga distracted; test his limits by increasing the level of difficulty of Bonga's climbing adventures.

To wind up Bonga, hold his 8 feet in your hand, and crank the double propeller keys. Occasionally, a bit of spray lubricant will keep Bonga in shape for the toughest of challenges.

L 2.25" x W 4.8" x H 3"
Weight 0.2 lbs.

How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

Here's a gift any man would be proud to receive, even if he doesn't actually need it. (Frankly, it's enough for someone to think he needs it.) This hilarious self-help parody is full of compassionate advice for men afflicted with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG). Far too often, these men are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. But Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas bring a message of tolerance and hope, along with hilarious advice on "coming out" to your family, sharing your assets with a partner, and avoiding injury in the workplace. Complete with a daily affirmations journal and inspiring quotes from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will send an uplifting message to men around the world.

New -- the Penis Pokey Activity Book! Of all the strange books we've sold, few are stranger than Penis Pokey -- the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing -- and male readers are challenged to complete the picture.

Now we're raising the bar even higher with the NEW Penis Pokey Activity Book! Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities -- including a maze, a connect-the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more! If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away!

Christopher Behrens' previous book, Penis Pokey, was featured in The Village Voice, The Advocate, Time Out NY, Boing Boing, and countless other websites. He lives in California.

Measures 10" x 8"; 18 pp. Board book with die-cut hole and dry-erase marker included.

Hot on the heels of last year's runaway success, Porn for Women, the female pornographers from Cambridge are now tackling the fantasies of new mothers. What really turns them on? The CWPC locked themselves in the lab for months to find out. And the results are in this scientifically proven, steamy photo collection of hunky guys doing exactly what new mothers want. Prepare to enter a fantasy world, a world where men insist on changing diapers, where guys get up for 3 a.m. feedings, and where they just can't help but admire mom's sexy all-sweatpants wardrobe. Page after page of titillatingshots and dream-worthy captions will make every mother swoon. In fact, it might just leave her begging for more. . . . Oh, daddy!

Product Dimensions: 6 x 6.1 x 0.4 inches

Nothing is more important than being popular! Nothing! From the author of The Good Citizen's Handbook (80,000 copies to date) comes this totally necessary collection of real teen popularity tips from the 1960s and 70s, just in time for back-to-school. Who doesn't want to be surrounded by friends and number one on the Date Parade? Well want no more! All the secrets of popularity are revealed here, including time-tested advice on best friends (and how to get them), how to have the hippest closet in town, when to dance (and with whom), and ways to win true love - the most important popularity of all. Groovily illustrated, this locker-sized lifesaver will get even the most hopeless wallflower in the social swim in no time.

Product Dimensions: 6.3 x 4.5 x 0.4 inches

Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know! Stop embarrassing odor with this Patent Pending bathroom freshener. The Natural Essential Oils create a film on the surface of the water, trapping odor at it's source. A Citrus Fresh blend of Lemongrass, Bergamot, Grapefruit and other natural essential oils that leave the bathroom smelling clean and fresh! This size makes a great "show item" for your bathroom. It's ECONOMICAL - with up to 200 uses.

THE RIGHT TOOL FOR A BIG LOAD - Before You Go Spray That Takes Odors Away - SILENCER NOT INCLUDED Heavy Doody 4oz bottle is a preemptive bathroom scent made with Neroli, Sandlewood and Seasalt Essential Oils that creates a barrier to bathroom odors. This size makes a great "show item" for your office bathroom. It's ECONOMICAL - with up to 200 uses.

Citations for Real Life is chock-full of helpful tear-out sheets that allow you to dispense instant justice to anyone who has it coming. Serve these convenient checkbox citations to a wide range of offenders, including neighbors, roommates, relatives, and douchebags. Whatever the infraction may be, Citations for Real Life makes moral policing fun again!

Make your disgruntlement official!
Nag more efficiently!
Paperback, 136 pages; 5.63 x 7 inches

Report Cards for Real Life allows you to deliver constructive criticism and positive feedback via handy tear-out sheets—so you can finally give official vent to your verdicts! Hand out grades in numerous subjects, including dating, commitment, breaking up, friendship, party throwing, sex, and more.

Distribute scathing performance reviews!
Dole out credit where it’s due!
Paperback, 136 pages; 5.63 x 7 inches

Our line of luminarias are colorful and festive. Designed to use indoor or out. Hinged door with bar closure.

Product Dimensions: 11" H x 3.5" W x 3.5" L

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 6.8 x 0.7 inches

At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Feline Technology

Scratch marks on your furniture. Dead mice on your doorstep. Stray hairs all over your clothes. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my cat have an owner’s manual?” And now—finally!—she does.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Cat Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with dogs? How can I maintain a quality exterior finish? And why does my model always drink from the bathtub? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced cat owners.

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.9 x 0.8 inches

At Last! A Beginner’s Guide to Canine Technology

Pee stains on the carpet. Barking at all hours of the night. That embarrassing thing he does with your leg. It’s enough to make you cry out, “Why doesn’t my dog have an owner’s manual?” And now, thankfully, he does.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Dog Owner’s Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: Which breeds interface best with children? How can I program my model to fetch? And why is its nose always wet? Whatever your concerns, you’ll find the answers right here—courtesy of celebrated veterinarian Dr. David Brunner and acclaimed author Sam Stall. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for both new and experienced dog owners.

Product Dimensions: 7.1 x 4.8 x 0.8 inches

A wall mounted magnetic key panel and curved letter holder that allows you to keep it all in one convenient spot.

Overall: 8 x 6" (20 x 15 cm)

Umbra Snap Frames White

Set of 9 moulded white plastic frames with dry erase surface. Can be personalized with a dry erase pen (pen not included).
Mounts to wall with a simple tack.
Mounting hardware included.
Nine 3 1/2 x 3 1/2" (9 x 9 cm) photo

Product Dimensions: 15.75" H x 15.75" W

You Are My Sunshine 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

Everything Starts With a Dream 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

Everything Happens For a Reason 8x10 Print by Valentina Ramos.

Everything Is Going to Be OK 8x10 Print by Valentina Ramos.

She Believed She Could So She Did 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

It's The Little Moments That Make Life Big 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

Something Good is Going to Happen 8x10 Print by Valentina Ramos.

Dreams Come True 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

Happiness is a Choice 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

"It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not" 8x10 print by Valentina Ramos.

Journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, but our Inner-Truth Journals are themselves honest—after all, what else do we scribble about than our oh-so-humble opinions?

Featuring over 70 quotes from fellow misanthropes
The perfect gift for your favorite opinionated loved one—including yourself
Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

We all think about sex obsessively—shouldn't we try to make at least a little sense of our many sordid thoughts? The My Sex Life Inner-Truth Journal is the perfect receptacle for all those dirty details; filled with just the right mix of provocative prompts and carnal quotations, it's guaranteed to get your (mental) motor running.

Featuring over 70 thought-provoking quotes of titillating provocation
The perfect gift for all the horny people in your life—including yourself
7 x 9.5 inches, 160 pages; paperback with lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

There’s nothing more terrifying than becoming a parent. Filled with playful prompts and candid quotations to help assuage the challenges that parenting inevitably presents, the I’m a Parent? Inner-Truth Journal makes it easier to face those inevitable uncertainties.

Featuring over 70 sympathetic quotes
The perfect gift for every new or expecting parent
7 x 9.5 inches, 160 pages; paperback with lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

Chart your course (past and present) with the miracle of fill-in-the-blank diagrams. Whether you’re looking for clarity in mundane matters or in life’s more intense topics, My Life in Graphs will help you simplify the whole process the infographic way—one chart at a time.

Featuring topics as diverse as personal taste, self-image, and an attraction to snake-handlers
Includes a handy detachable ruler to aid in straight line execution and accurate percentage estimation
Paperback; 6.75 x 8.75 inches; 128 pages; full-color throughout

Beautiful 4x6 black glass frame with red blossoms.

Umbra Twigsy Jewelry Tree

Organize and display your favorite baubles and bangles on the Umbra Twigsy Jewelry Tree. Made of heavy-gauge metal wire with a white finish, this sturdy jewelry tree features three branches and several twigs holds rings, necklaces, watches...almost any jewelry item or hair accessory.

13"L x 9.5"W x 4.5"H

Since 1974, HIGH TIMES Magazine has covered marijuana in all its aspects and wonders, from cultivation to legalization to the herb's enduring (and exalted) place in popular culture. Packed with inside information, The Official HIGH TIMES Pot Smoker's Handbook rolls up all of this collected wisdom into one indispensable ganja guide. With a life-changing list of 420 things to do when you're stoned, this is truly, finally, the ultimate guide to green living.

Made of 100% ceramic, this wise little fellow will hold on to your shrapnel so you can cash it in on a rainy day!

Adorable Owl Kitchen Timers available in assorted colors.

Product Dimensions: L 3" x W 3" x H 3"

Double sided spinner frame rotates on its matching black wood base to display two 4x6 photos.

Unique and beautiful slanted 4x6 black wood frame.

Blue chrysanthemums capture the glory of spring with this stunning painted 4x6 glass frame.

Blue paisley pattern surrounds your favorite photo and makes it pop with this beautiful 4x6 frame.

Our dandy little 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks (featuring wrap-around design) are truly pocket-sized, so a ladylike snort is always at your fingertips! Companion funnel makes refilling a snap.

2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid

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Wick Type: Cotton
Wax Type: Soy Blend

Classy storage for your clutter. Matte white ceramic tree trunk with lid.

Metallic silver and dashingly handsome, this sly fox will help keep your desk looking tidy.

The perfect gift for hostess, for bridesmaid… for pretty much any occasion that involves alcohol. Our 2 oz. shot glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements, the strictest code in the market. (Strict and fun: just what you expect from Anne Taintor!) We’ve packaged each set of four glasses in a sturdy (and extremely attractive) display box to make gift-giving a sure shot.

Set 1 includes:
"I have what one might call 'special needs'"
"I should come with a warning label"
"the key word is 'alleged'"
"just let my conscience be our guide"

Set 2 includes:
"medicated and motivated"
"stop me before I volunteer again"
"I'm so happy it's happy hour"
"why do dishes when you can do shots?"

Set includes:
"guess where I'm tattooed"
"she threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men"
"she was about two shots away from proving his mother right"
"why yes, I am that kind of girl"

Each 2 oz. glass is 4" tall.
Packed 4 glasses/set.

Umbra Wallflower Wall Decor
A dynamic addition to any space, this set of 25 polypropylene flowers have snap fit connectors that allow them to mount with a simple tack.
Five sizes of flowers ranging from 2.5 x 2.5 x 1" (7 x 7 x 3 cm) to 4.5 x 4.5 x 2.5" (11 x 11 x 6 cm)

Umbra Wall Decor Daisies

Set of nine molded flowers with embedded magnets. Mounts to wall with a simple tack and magnet. Can hold up to 9 photographs.

Mounting hardware included

3 sizes ranging from (9 x 14cm)

Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug. Measures 14" L x 12" W x 1/2" D with a 28" L cable length.

If you drink Cappuccino than you will love
these flower patchwork ceramic cappuccino cups with stand.
This makes a wonderful gift for any occasion.
Set of 6 pc.

Size: 11" high x 4" dia.

If you drink Espresso than you will love
these small flower patchwork ceramic Espresso cups with stand and plates.
This makes a wonderful gift for any occasion.
Set of 6 pc.

H. 6cm, D. 6,5cm

This unique and modern frame holds two vertical 4x6 photos. This is a great frame to display on your desk or table

5x7 Frame
9.5L x 13H

The Eiffel Tower with a "mod" touch. In The Pink Canvas Print

Product Dimensions: 19.75x19.5"h

Serene Buddha surrounded with youthful aura of bright fresh green.
19.75x1.5x19.5"

Product Dimensions: 19.75" H x 19.75" W

Product Dimensions: 19.75" H x 19.75" W

Product Dimensions: 11.75" H x 35.5" W

Anyone would love to receive this unique driftwood heart. It's handmade of many small driftwood pieces and has rope hanger for wall display.

Product Dimensions: 11" H x 9.5" W x 2.25" L

Designed by the French designer David Turpin the POP handset combines classic style with a contemporary edge and is finished with a luxurious soft-touch texture. The handset has been manufactured with a high quality speaker and microphone and can be used with all mobile phones when fitted with the correct adaptor (sold separately) and when fitted with a USB adaptor (sold separately) can be used for VOIP computer telephone calls (Skype, Google Talk...). This product is fitted with a 3.5mm jack (compatible with the iPhone).

-Improved call comfort
-Allows access to phone functions when making calls
-Eliminates over 99% of absorbed phone radiation
-Turns your tablet computer into a telephone via Skype or VOIP applications
-Noise reduction system
-Pick up / hang up button*
-Supplied with a 3.5mm plug
-Works with all mobile devices, adaptors available as accessories
-Works with all computers, USB adaptor and splitter cable available as accessories
-Luxurious soft touch paint treatment.
-High quality speaker and microphone

Living high up in the trees is no longer only a fantasy. A renewed passion for nature, combined with the growing availability of innovative building techniques and materials, has created a burst of imaginative treehouse construction on every continent. Alain Laurens is Europe’s leading architect of such projects, and his company, La cabane Perchée, is internationally recognized for its extraordinary treehouse design, superior workmanship, and ecological responsibility. Treehouse Living includes fifty innovative treehouses in a wide range of styles, all built without driving a single nail into a tree. From a lofty porch for entertaining to a secluded bedroom set amid rustling leaves, from an intimate dining room to a living area complete with spectacular views, this book offers a new way to live well in nature.

Product Dimensions: 11.5 x 9.4 x 1 inches

Product Dimensions: 13"L x 7"W x 9"h

Product Dimensions: 13"L x 7"W x 9"h

This bird house is a great one of a kind find crafted by Curious... owner, Bryce Toney. Made with recycled wood and real twigs, you won't find a birdhouse anywhere else like this!

Dimensions: 11.5"W x 10.5"H x 8"D

Inspired by mid-20th century science fiction, Kim is the wall alarm clock that literally "tells" time. Simply press on her button nose, and Kim's eyes light up red as she states the exact time in a quintessential robot voice. With her gold metallic curls, green speaker mouth and her dedication to announcing the precise time whenever prompted, Kim the Talking Clock is sure to be a favorite with humans everywhere. Added bonus: set the alarm and wake up to a recording of a rooster crowing.

Product Dimensions: 2.75" D x 9" dia.

Created in partnership with Asia Society Museum in conjunction with a major retrospective, this is the first comprehensive monograph on the work of art superstar Yoshitomo Nara. It assembles 20 years worth of paintings, sculptures, and drawings that map the evolution of one of the most influential and internationally renowned artists working today. The book and exhibition will draw connections between Nara’s work and the sensibilities of youth subcultures worldwide, focusing on themes of alienation and rebellion, particularly in relation to rock and punk music, the inspiration and subject of many of Nara’s works. Featuring artworks that have never before been exhibited, this is the book Nara’s legion of devoted followers have been waiting for.

Product Dimensions: 12.4 x 9.8 x 1.5 inches

Product Dimensions: w 16" x h 20"